"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
-Bill Cosby
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
5 comments:
"Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?"
I do this so much it's not even funny
"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"
Because I want to show the control who's boss!
"Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?"
Because we have faith in our vacuum cleaners. If we realized that vacuums had trouble sucking up little peices of string and lint, what ELSE might they be missing? We'd rather believe they worked just fine, so naturally we want to help our useful cleaning device =)
The Rusted One
Rusty that is hilarious...I'm sure you do the frig thing even more now that you live on your own. Yes, way too much faith in our vacuum cleaners.
B.K. '06. Just read that and pissed myself.!
Brian, don't quit know how I clicked on this particular post but it was very amusing. I am totally a fan of some joy from laughter...
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